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Shortest month means you must cram the same total

Shortest month means you must cram the same total amount of delight into fewer days.

Fill your days and your mouth hole with only the finest goods from Room101.

Look at this sassy little sauce pot @cigar_express

Look at this sassy little sauce pot @cigar_expressions posting these cigar leavings on Al Gore’s internet.

But let us examine further - this gentleman of leisure can be found discovering and activating some of the most beautiful moments in this evolution called life.

With @room101cigars in mouth, strong in spine and skilled in stroke our ilk travels far and wide.

Where is your next cigar expression taking you?

Pic by @cigar_expressions

Fine goods should be consumed and/or held close to

Fine goods should be consumed and/or held close to one’s heart - or unit of romance, do you not agree?

Get flossy today. You deserve it and why should you not actively participate in self care?

That good good for your mouth pipe all day every day!

You igniting those Unobtanium culebras or looking

You igniting those Unobtanium culebras or looking at them? They ain’t gonna burn themselves.

Tell us of the glory of their ignition.

Witness our tobacco pleasure delivery vessels. The

Witness our tobacco pleasure delivery vessels. They beckon to you, no?

Could you have imagined a world where a small group of slightly bent golden-stomached operators would seduce you with such extravagant dead plant rods?

I think not.

You let us crash for “just one night” on the couch in the back of your mind - and now we’re out shopping for coordinated window dressings together.

To resist us is truly an act of futility - do you

To resist us is truly an act of futility - do you not agree?

I mean, what were you doing with the vacancy in your mouth pipe this afternoon anyways?

Jam one of these fine treasures into your face and ignite your afternoon here forward with proper sauce.

What does it all mean? Nobody knows…but our mystery is why our connection is undeniable.

Does the opulence enchant you? Do you feel, even

Does the opulence enchant you?

Do you feel, even now, the energies pulling you hopelessly towards an act of transaction?

It is incorrect to refuse your own contentment - and it awaits just around the bend.

We are wranglers of galactic flavors and the good

Unobtainium science says that you thirst for the v

Unobtainium science says that you thirst for the vicious wine that is just out of reach.

You may hold (and covet) untold quantities of that which others seek, yet pine for the forthcoming acquisitions of what is YET to be in your possession….YET

We here at Shadow Labs©️are working tirelessly to bring you an ever evolving cast of branded characters that are all guaranteed to rattle your collector nerve.

The haunting essence of our branded presence will live in your mind rent free from your morning coffee to the nether hours of your personal midnight.

Others try, but fail to deliver you the authentic sauce. Don’t wander too far off into the endless night of the daisy chain of disappointments. Stay close to your friendly neighborhood player partner that always comes through for you.

WHO LOVES YOU???

I want something sturdy with enough meat on the bo

I want something sturdy with enough meat on the bone it provides provocation to my nasal pipe upon retro hale.

Room101 Cigars were built to be the provocateur of this grand and scientific industry.

Disruptive you say? Quite - how about eruptive. As our stained glass cataclysm of flavors rain down upon your palate and shatter your very understanding of what you thought combustible vice product was meant to be.

Begin your year with mouth hole delights of the mo

Begin your year with mouth hole delights of the most cosmic variety.

Step into the pleasure dome of the original star lurker and unlock the galactic flavor you chase.

Let’s get to it.

We hope 2025 was sufficiently full of FARCE. Begin

We hope 2025 was sufficiently full of FARCE. Begin 2026 with even more FARCE.

Which Room101 mouth delight accompanies your celebration tonight? Put another way: which Room101 cigar IS your celebration tonight?

Here at @room101cigars we are proud to be your saf

Here at @room101cigars we are proud to be your safe place. Bring us your psychologically weathered, your spiritually weathered.

Bring us your proclivities, every last one and we shall baste every last deviant thought in our sultry smoke.

Because in all fairness - no one is gonna love you the way we do and how could they, you shiny diamond you.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays you crazy anima

Every year in this cigar soap opera is a celebrati

Every year in this cigar soap opera is a celebration.

The bodies of our competitors lay in the streets in our wake of commercialization.

From a kidney shaped coffee table at the cribbo at Melrose & Genesee to worldwide.

For those of you that have been riding with us - we are honored.

For the ones just coming in - welcome to the party. Glad to have you with us.

We are midnight marauders that deal in the pleasur

We are midnight marauders that deal in the pleasures of combustible delight.

Some smoke substances that will take your sight.

We will shepherd you into the light.

Should you feel so compelled you could articulate

Should you feel so compelled you could articulate which ANNV series has served your senses best below. From here we can absorb your input and should we feel chatty - engage in a volley of communication with you.

Might be about the cigs. Might be about your most recent smog check to your vehicle. Might be otherwise.

Have a nice day.

The undead plant cylinder is the projectile your t

The undead plant cylinder is the projectile your taste socket desires.

Upon viewing the FARCE pleasure pipe did your mouth hole activate a salivary response?

Do you take the water out of your ramen or leave it in?

What does any of this have to do with cigars you ask? Absolutely nothing - yet everything and then some. How can you be so sure you wouldn't like to lick the 9 volt of the dead plant cylinder gam

All roads lead back to the power of our flower. Bu

All roads lead back to the power of our flower. Build up the constitution to inject the pleasure and comforting hand of our smoke directly into your taste pipe and baste your very soul with the loving embrace of our combustion.

Seek what you will find, and find what you seek when you plunge our plant rods deep between your cheeks.

Mouth hole showdown: 13th vs. 15th. Weigh in below

Mouth hole showdown: 13th vs. 15th. Weigh in below.

If you fancy this image or are taken with the idea of placing your bits in direct contact with electrical current of any voltage you need to run - not walk to your local retailer of choice and procure yourself some flower laden shafts of desire.

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