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Sound off if you’ve burned one of these. Enchant

Feeling like riding the edge of a lightning bolt t

Once upon a time you put your mouth on our goods -

Once upon a time you put your mouth on our goods - and you never looked back.

We here at @room101cigars have been penetrating the hearts and mouth pieces of the most discerning smokers for over 15 years worldwide.

We take pride in offering you the finest and most current dead leaf technologies available today.

Our constant focus on innovation is what keeps our name at the tip of tongues throughout our community - and our plant tips inserted into taste gapers across the globe.

Belly up to the bar of delight and sink the stickiest of the icky, 15 years deep into where you peep.

We thank you for your continued support!

You’ve enjoyed JT10 by now, no? Tell us what you

You’ve enjoyed JT10 by now, no? Tell us what you thought. Do it. Do it now.

If you haven’t tried it yet, tell us what you’re waiting for and we’ll attempt to help you get your life back on track.

When your success is dripping in the sweetest Szec

When your success is dripping in the sweetest Szechuan sauce of vengeance…

We don’t lace any of our products in negativity - although they may in fact be unapologetically hostile

Our Anniversary series drop is both a celebration of gratitude for all of our believers & supporters that are the reason we are still here twerking AND simultaneously an aggressively frontal wang helicoptering in the face of evil doers that have made attempts on our lives.

Sweet sweet Szechuan glaze of gratitude.
It is provocative, no?

All aboard the pleasure train. We’ve been curat

All aboard the pleasure train.

We’ve been curating escapism based mini vacations from life for a hot minute - you pick your poison and we’ll take care of the rest.

Mainline our technologies directly into your face hole and begin to activate.

You’ve been through so much - just allow us to take the wheel.

OH SNAP Look at the action. Witness our tantalizi

In today’s episode of “What you should be shov

In today’s episode of “What you should be shoveling into your mouth pipe”

Unsheathe the smoke wagon of your dreams. There is no other vendor of dried plant logs that can enchant you in this fashion.

Sorry not sorry. Truth hurts. Take a minute to bask in the rivetingly naked truths that we offer your taste-pipe and allow the positive energies to rifle through your mind, body, soul & hole….

Whatev. just enjoy tho.

We’ve been filling your mouth with glee since 20

We’ve been filling your mouth with glee since 2009.

Or is it gleefully filling your mouth?

Or dual functionality. Yes. Gleefully filling your mouth with glee, that’s the one right there.

Your insatiable blood lust for our cylindrical vittles is noted.

How alone would your taste pipe be without us in the world? Would you be cast into a world of second bests and not quite as rads?

Thankfully you couldn’t get rid of us if you needed to. We are the gift that keeps on giving in this business.

Dwell on that the next time you plunge one of our effervescent pleasure pipes deep down your face.

Are you feeling clouds of DOOM settling in all aro

Are you feeling clouds of DOOM settling in all around you?

We cannot control what happens around us, only how we allow it to affect us. So turn that frown upside down and front load a precious plant log of DOOM straight into that delicious little taste socket of yours today.

Remember - Clouds don’t settle around Shadow Soldiers - Shadow Soldiers settle the clouds around themselves.

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It was a fine autumn afternoon. I was activated, y

It was a fine autumn afternoon. I was activated, yet chill.

I yearned for combustion - and combustion was to be.

Flower adorned plant rod of a premium vernacular in hand and plastic ignitor from a fine gas station in the other - set FARCE maduro ablaze...and set my very soul afire.

Once completed, I sulked back into the shrubs and shadows pining for my next engagement with delight.

OH SNAP Tobacconauts on Tobacconauts. Step into t

OH SNAP Tobacconauts on Tobacconauts.

Step into the pleasure dome of the original star lurker and unlock the galactic flavor you chase. Belly up to the bar of delight with the space man and his mouth hole plan.

Did you catch our Euro Tour this summer? Room101 C

Did you catch our Euro Tour this summer? Room101 Cigars contagion has spread to several European countries and shows no signs of slowing. And the special merch is nice, no?

We told you to keep your eyes to the skies and you

We told you to keep your eyes to the skies and your nether regions prepared for JT10’s landing. Are they prepared?

And now that some of these find cylinders are launching into the skies to meet their fates in your clutches, do you have yours reserved? Or are you taking your chances?

It’s time. You’ve waited, and now JT10 is star

It’s time. You’ve waited, and now JT10 is starting to see the light of day. Get yours now. Seriously, stop reading this and go find some.

It is the commercial that funds the vice of creati

Have you tasted such fanciful drippage? Do you li

Have you tasted such fanciful drippage?

Do you like your cucumbers better pickled?

Who remembers when gas was under a dollar a gallon?

You can relive this experience with our original ANNV, in a sense. With all your senses. It only makes sense.

Where have you spotted this Tobacconaut in the wil

Where have you spotted this Tobacconaut in the wild? Where is Johnny displayed loud and proud? Tell us where you’ve spotted the large Moon Man. Inquiring minds want to know.

Run, don't walk, to your favorite Room101 retailer

Run, don't walk, to your favorite Room101 retailer. Transact to receive vessels of cylindrical delight AND to enter to win one of these 2-foot Moon Man statues.

Make Johnny Tobacconaut your copilot through the twists and turns of life. But to win you must enter. So go enter.

Your mouth socket was so plain before we filled it

Your mouth socket was so plain before we filled it, no?

Your gullet like a lonely commuter waiting at the bus stop of delight.

After we scooped you up it has never been the same. We are like a cosmic mouth hole trust-fall and we want you to shout it out from the mountain top.

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